cool tricks to share with your kids
I’ve found where I truly belong
*Pets your dick* Cute
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this video should come with instructions
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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
Before there were Girls, there was the first Girl.
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.
friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself
just remember that
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loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone."
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someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
When you say it 😭
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"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"