My name is Jasmine. I'm 24 years old. And my life is a constant downward spiral. So buckle up.

vodkacupcakes:

This so fucking cute

vodkacupcakes:

This so fucking cute

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

joshpeck:

zializia:

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD

Never 😂

sixpenceee:

Firetail Friesians, their tail and mane color are caused by sun bleaching. 

😍😍

sixpenceee:

Firetail Friesians, their tail and mane color are caused by sun bleaching. 

😍😍

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

asylum-art:

Floto+Warner Studio: Colorful Liquid Splashes Captured at 1/3500th of a Second Look Like Floating Sculpturest 

Cassandra Warner and Jeremy Floto of Floto+Warner Studio recently produced this beautiful series of photos titled Clourant that seemingly turns large splashes of colorful liquid into glistening sculptures that hover in midair.  The photos were shot at a speed of 1/3,500th of a second, taking special care to disguise the origin of each burst making images appear almost digital in nature (the duo assures no Photoshop was used).

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

Never Hungover Again

modernbuttsex:

How can you be happy when you wear all black?

“Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.”

– At the end of the day it’s the little things.  (via aliciaaadani)

50 questions

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

– (via envy-breeds-hate-tonight)

PLZ

(via hellaxhomo)

reveriesofawriter asked: “Oh darling, what are all these anons whining about?? No one is making them read the things you post. You keep saying what you want and doing what you want and it's easier said than done but ignore the haters. I've never talked to you but from what I've seen of your blog, you are wonderful the way you are and remember that next time you're sad, not the stupid anon hate.”

I have no clue haha they’re starting to complain more than I do. If they don’t like me they can leave. Honestly I’m pretty sure I’ve never met/spoke to them. I mean look at their grammar. And anon hate is never the reason I’m sad. It never gets to me actually.

Yelle - Complètement fou 

I love yelle 😍 she’s a French treasure